Bath time, urgh

Last night mummy decides that we pups need some primping and preening. I thought that I would be exempt from this because I be a boy. Amy, she be a girl so it is normal for her to be fussed over and groomed to perfection. But I am a scruffy terrier type and have a tough reputation to maintain! I need my coat.

Y'see, I am only small really (but don't tell the big boys around here that!). But whens I has my coat I look lots bigger, so I looks tougher! And then the bigguns be scareds of me!

But no. Mummy and I couldn't come to any understanding and, soon as daddy came round to see us I got manhandled up the stairs and into the bath where the zuzzy things stripped me of my handsome blonde curls.

Now hows do I impress the girls?



And not only that, but mummy has new purple shampoo. PURPLE! And, it smells! Mildly scented, it says. Maybe mildly to a human people's nose but not to Bobby Dazzler's sensitive little button nose! Mildly, my ar...
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Hello beautiful friends (especially Marley),

We has baths last night! And guess what?! Mummy decides my beautiful ears are looking a bit too long so she cuts them!! Not the ears. But the fur on thems. So now they look much silkier and shiny and I am a beautiful princess again.

Bobby is not happy that he had to has his bath in front of me. But I won't tell everyone what a wimp he was crying "mummy, mummy, help me" when daddy got him with the zuzzers!
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Next time, Ames, we're going to force daddy in the bath and see how he likes being attacked with the zuzzers!! Mwahaha!
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